Bad news for the Pritchett clan, good news for us: Phil isn’t the only family member harboring an inappropriate crush on an in-law. Seriously, was there anything better on last night’s dangerously funny installment of Modern Family than Cameron’s overly enthusiastic admission (embedded below) about his attraction to Mitchell’s dad Jay? “For the record, you’re smokin’ hot. One hundred percent. You’re totally my type. You’re dangerous. You’re gettable. You have a little cashola in your pocket….the
Tags: Admission, Bad News, Cameron, Cashola, Dad, Family Member, Funny, Hot One, Modern Family, Pop, Snap
The mask is slipping off. Increasingly revealed to Americans is the “not very bright, Joker-smile , back-slapping, flim flam world” of Barack Obama. The “Joker-smile” (our words from March of this year) inspired us to write from 2007 onward about the Obama Chicago Circus of Corruption/Crime. We wrote repeatedly about Obama The Clown , but we never thought he was funny. We knew Obama is a Chicago clown . We warned in December of 2008 that : The multi-headed Hydra which is the
Illustration by Idiots’Books Perry’s funny eyebrow twitched as he counted out the day’s take. This gig was all cream, all profit. His overheads amounted to a couple hundred a month to Jason and his crew to help with the robot and machinery maintenance in the Wal-Mart, half that to some of the shantytown girls to dust and sweep after closing, and a retainer to a bangbanger pack that ran security at the ride and in the market. Plus he got the market-stall rents, and so when the day was over
Tags: Cory Doctorow, Couple Hundred, Eyebrow, Funny, Gig, Girls, Illustration, Machinery Maintenance, Market Stall, Overheads, Rents, Retainer, Robot, Shantytown, Wal Mart
It's kind of funny. One of the last things that most people will think of using the law of attraction for is to attract love into their life.Yet, research has shown that this is one area besides money...
"If I was your girlfriend, I would never be able to tell you all about the other jerks I date and pretend I don't see how much it crushes you. Let's never lose that. That's what makes us us... "Don't worry. You're so funny and smart and amazing, any girl but me would be lucky to date you. You'll find someone, I know it. And when you do, I'll be right by your side to suddenly become all flirty and affectionate with you in front of her, until she grows jealous and won't believe it when you say
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